My father is a very unique man, I will give him that. However, as I have gotten older I have realized some things about him; he's full on crazy. I know like every child says that about at least one of their parents, and I'm not complaining but he really is pretty nuts. Like recently he's taken it apon himself as part of his, i dunno, "fatherly duties" to challenge me with questions. The other day I was cleaning my laptop with, basically, air in a can, as I sprayed the air on my computer I noticed that the can got colder as more air left. So, I asked my father why this was happening. He looked at me slyly, leaned back in his office chair and said


"You tell me!" I continued looking dumb, starring at him.

"I don't know that's why I asked." I continued.

"Well you took Physics, you tell me!" He kept smiling. I huffed a little annoyed at his weird mind game.

"Yes, but its not like I have a degree in it!" I tried to reason calmly. He turned away and kept working.

"Soooo you're just not going to tell me?" I asked. He turned back towards me,

"You tell me!" he repeated. I shrugged my shoulders and walked off.



To this day I still have no idea why the can gets colder as the air is let out. I don't even know how to find that out either! How do you even google that? He did it again today as well, another mind game. As he was walking by me he wiped his hand

kerchief that he had been using to mop up his swet against my arm. I winced away in disgust.

"Did you notice it wasn't wet?" he asked excitedly.

"Um yeah that's pretty weird." I responded, not really knowing how to respond to that observation.

"Tell me why!" He grinned.

"Ummm I dunno," I knew I had to give him at least a guess of else it would go exactly the same as the air in the can incident. "You held it in front of the fan?"

"Nope!" he said with a bizarre since of glee.



I don't know why the can gets colder when air is released or why his handkerchief was mysteriously dry. I probably will never know because for some reason I'm supposed to know all the answers to his random questions. The man is crazy.